Monk Maz Koshia

We Zelders believe it is not so much dangerous to go alone as it is less fun.  We play solo only when we must.  The rest of the time, we have a routine:  Demelza researches in advance; Itzal – er, does whatever it is Itzal does; we determine what cocktail suits the day’s planned adventures; and we buy snacks. On theContinue reading “Monk Maz Koshia”

Zelda and the Art of Motorcycle Attainment

Some while ago, after downloading the BOTW expansion pack, we set about to obtain the Master Cycle Zero, which, we submit, sounds a lot like a piece of exercise equipment that we avoid in real life.   But Itzal hankered for this motorcycle.  And since he had been understanding (if impatient) of Demelza’s desire to have a completeContinue reading “Zelda and the Art of Motorcycle Attainment”

Urbosa’s Song: Thunderblight Battle

The long slog of the Champions’ Ballad – are we getting a motorcycle at some point in this game??!!! – continues after the three Gerudo shrines are solved. Once again, there is a battle in the Illusory Realm: a battle for which Link is poorly dressed and ill prepared, his weapons and foodstuffs having mostlyContinue reading “Urbosa’s Song: Thunderblight Battle”

Sing Along with Urbosa: The Shrine Edition

We unashamedly admit that, in undertaking the Champions’ Ballad, we left Urbosa’s Song for last due to our utter distaste for the Yiga Clan Hideout, which, Demelza had read (on the Internet, cough cough), would therein make its return. We loathed the Yiga Clan Hideout in our main game playthrough; we did not expect anyContinue reading “Sing Along with Urbosa: The Shrine Edition”