Horses of Hyrule

We had a little discussion about whether to write this post, given that there’s plenty of information available on the Internet about the various horses one encounters in BOTW.  We generally don’t try to gild someone else’s lily, especially when what we call gild might be likened more to rust by the original maker of theContinue reading “Horses of Hyrule”

En Garde, Guardians!

A prime point of contention in the Demelza/Itzal Alliance to Defeat the BOTW Bad Guys is the Guardian, that evil-incarnate remnant of a happier day in Hyrule.  Demelza’s always wanting to go Guardian hunting, like it’s a family fete on Easter Sunday.  Itzal’s always giving her idea the big Thumbs Down.  It’s a Thing weContinue reading “En Garde, Guardians!”

Barbarians at the Gate

As discussed in an earlier post, armor in BOTW plays an important role in Link’s success and in some cases, his survival.  Certain sets provide specific protections against cold, flames, or shock; others provide stealth or swimming ability, et cetera.  We will not repeat ourselves here.  (Although we are in recent years prone to do just that.) (AlthoughContinue reading “Barbarians at the Gate”

How to Defeat a Lynel Without Really Dying

When we first got the idea for this blog, the light-bulb-over-our-heads was inspired by a video we’d seen on the Internet.  The video was narrated by the player recording it, and from his voice, we judged said player to be eight years old.  But in fairness (and in fear of Nintendo lawyers) let’s say heContinue reading “How to Defeat a Lynel Without Really Dying”

Hyrule Castle and the Hylian Shield

The Hylian Shield is, pardon the expression, simply the bomb.  What’s that, you ask? No, it does not drop bombs.  Eh? No, it’s not unbreakable.  It’s just really, really, sturdy. And before you ask, no, it doesn’t auto-parry, like the Ancient Shield. Nonetheless, we love the Hylian Shield, and we think you will, too.  You just might not loveContinue reading “Hyrule Castle and the Hylian Shield”

Of Dragons and Springs

In an earlier post, we shared our love (mostly Itzal’s love) for dragons (mostly Farosh and Dinraal) when describing the quest for the Spring of Wisdom.  Here we take a turn back to dragon farming and highlight the Spring of Courage and the Spring of Power.  (The Spring of Sarcasm and the Spring of CripplingContinue reading “Of Dragons and Springs”